It’s late Wed night and I’ve had a wonky kind of day. Not sure what the funk is… I had a hard time waking up this morning and hauling my carcass out of bed to go up to Orem for an extra few hours at work. And then after running errands with Brent and coming home, I tried writing a post for tomorrow’s TFT and worked on editing some pictures and was chatting it up with Amaryllis on Google Talk… the next thing I new I was waking myself up snoring on my desk. Sooooo….. I bid adieu to sweet A who I totally “dissed” and dragged myself up the stairs to my bedroom around 3 and laid down for what was supposed to be a 30 min power nap. (uhhh…“3 hour cruise”) Yup. Brent woke me up on his way out the door to a city council meeting. I put a movie in the dvd player and fell back asleep…. this time being woken up by a phone call reminding me I was supposed to be a meeting for church. OOPS! Anyway… I don’t think I’m sick. I think I’m just worn out and tired. We’ve been staying up entirely way too late the past couple of weeks, too.
Then there’s mother nature.
She’s in the dog house with me this week.
Last week we had some GORGEOUS days… even NO JACKET or SWEATER days…. And today she is snowing on us. I swear… Mother Nature is schizophrenic.
Ok, enough whining… I promise, this TFT is REALLY about Laughter. 😛
“Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, ‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the World, but how can I be sure?
Brad Pitt said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the hottest man alive but I’ve Never had it confirmed.’
Jennifer Lopez agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the sexiest of them all, but Sometimes I wonder.’
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen’s mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. ‘Well, it’s true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.’
Brad Pitt followed and boasted, ‘It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the hottest man alive!!’
Jennifer Lopez walked in, head bent, tears in her eyes and asked, “Who in the heck is Erin Grotegut?”
Leave me a joke in the comments and I will draw a name for some fun surprise RAK on Saturday…. I’ve got a new box of chipboard letters from the Comstock collection by We R Memory Keepers sitting here on my desk… looking for a new home 🙂